August 2011
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alittlebithilarious asked: hey i need your opinion on something. Is this a good joke?
"Did you hear about the sexual deviants workings at a dog pound? They really screwed the pooch."
"Did you hear about the sexual deviants workings at a dog pound? They really screwed the pooch."
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JokeIndex Stuff: Mortician's prize (R) →
jokeindex:
A mortician was working late one night preparing bodies for burial. As he examined the body of a Mr. Schwartz, he made an amazing discovery. The man had the largest penis he had ever seen.
“I’m sorry, Mr.Schwartz,” the mortician said, “but this has to be saved for posterity.” The mortician…
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This is what I love about tumblr too...
blackwaterwolf:
Obviously, I’m not the only horny one alone.
Is it a full moon or wat??
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Kuriboh Feathers: Chemistry jokes →
pepperwright:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much he owes, to which the bartender replies “For you? No charge.”
Which dissolves better in water, a brown bear or a white bear? A white bear, because he’s polar.
Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar…
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Why was the scarecrow promoted?... Because he was...
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Meanwhile at a Pizza Hut in India...
johncarlossf:
via wimp.com
Meanwhile at a Pizza Hut in India…
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VEGETABLE TALKING
Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Wallnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Eggplant: dude? change topic please!
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Boy at girl sa park.
Biglang lumuhod si boy sa harap ni girl.
G: (nagulat&nagblush) Anong ginagawa mo? *magpo-propose na siguro siya*
B: (ngumiti) Kanina ko pa gustong gawin ito.
G: (halos himatayin sa excitement) Ano un? :*>
B: *inayos ang sintas ni girl*
G: K.
“When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing...”
– Bene Gesserit proverb, Dune, p. 620
(via bonnef)
“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings...”
– Dune by Frank Herbert (via loremmorbi)
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astrallunar:
>A gurl was walken to skewl with her BF
>and they were crossind the road, the girl asked
>”BBZ will you luv me 4ever?” he sade “NO….”
>da gurl cryed and ranned across the road b4 the green man cam n sine and geme
>boy was cryin, and went to pik up her body, she was ded
>she wispered to her corpse
>”i meant to say, i love you 5ever (DAT MEAN HE LUV...
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Reblog if you'd fuck one of your followers.
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Alone...: A Fear... →
jza873:
i have a fear and i think it is why i am the way i am. its kinda fucked. i been at my uncles for 7 months now. im bored here we had mad phun but i starting to break off. not cause anything is wrong. but cause i need to create more memories. and but sitting here i cant do that. even if there…
Youre welcome for reading dude. thats deep shit